Dunno about Marco Mladchi's QP, but I have always loved a version of this expression :
"I wouldn't touch that with the other end of somebody else's bargepole."
You don't see a RR Camargue at the supermarket every day.
Wikipedia: The Camargue received a varied reception, having ranked as one of the "10 Worst Cars"'as chosen in 2010 by readers of The Globe and Mail; having ranked 38 in the 2005 book **** Cars by Richard Porter (the author saying the...
I suppose this doesn't really fit the brief:
https://www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auction-catalogues/humbert-ellis-auctioneers-ltd/catalogue-id-srjp10584/lot-af61a1fe-5b2f-4e2a-a7f2-b0de00b3c670