Terrible Jokes Thread

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Fixed. Now it's funny and doesn't just effing grate.

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Actually our Car Show at Bridge of Allan on the 12th of May (Entries for classic cars are now full with over 800 cars and 47 club stands) I have been looking with some trepidation as to the weather, however if this long range BBC forecast is correct, I would be well pleased.
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A man tattooed a £50 note on his pen1s. His wife asked him why he did such a ridiculous thing. He said
1. I like to see my money grow
2. I like to play with my money
3. I like having my money in my hand
but best of all, the next time you want to blow fifty quid you can do it at home...